When I was in high school TCBY sold this Superman ice cream that turn my poop completely blue.  Not just a little blue, it dyed the water blue for crying out loud.  Like the first time getting high, I am forever trying to reclaim that blue turd.  Everyone wants to be like a smurf.

In order to attempt a run at JB, I mixed a whole bottle of food coloring with a banana and pasta and this is the result.  Sad…Desperate times call for desperate measures.