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Airplane mode

Since there hasn’t been any shits on an airplane. I was thinking since I put my phone in airplane mode why can’t my shits be in airplane mode. I didn’t have a whole lot to work with but I managed to get something

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The Sink

And as the lead, I remain the undisputed champion.  I challenge all who dare take on this one.

 

 

 

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Bill Cosby

I don’t know why but right when I took a peek at this beauty Bill Cosby came to mind. I decided to throw a colorful sweater on it and sure enough it came to life. My heart doesn’t lie.

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More corn found

With the price of corn going up, I think I should be fishing this stuff out of there.  What do you think?

 

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A Day Of Corn

So since we cannot compete with JB’s blowouts, a few of us decided in order to compete, we have to eat to get the consistency to impress.  As the title clearly states, corn is the first stop we are making on this trip.

These pictures are the end result of 3 huge bowls of corn in a single day.  There is also a little Chipotle in there too.

 

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So this log with a bunch of corn would have been enough to make for a good post, but the good lord I got a second wind and really laid it all out with the next one.

 

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And as it turns out, it was too much for the toilet.

 

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corn and nuts log

Pretty sure there is a T in burrito

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My first upper decker

Hotel on spring break kicked me out so this is what they got back in return

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The Maniacal Plan

So I had been having some stomach pains for a while, and some suggested I might be “backed up” despite regular somewhat regular poo’ing. One day, I took 2 ex-lax…nothing. The next day I drank Metamucil…nothing. So my maniacal plan for a Monday morning was to take: 3 ex-lax, 2 Hydroxycut (to get my system speeded up), my heartburn pill (for safety), and drink Metamucil all morning. THIS was round 2 of 8 that day. As you may assume however, nothing was exactly solid after round 3. You can even tell that this excrement was probably in my system for weeks!

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