Author Archives: S

Incredible Hulk

So this started out as a plan to be Superman, but I will settle with the Incredible Hulk turd too.  I am thinking that the turd would have been more light tan but since there was blue food coloring mixed in there, it ended up being green instead.

Now onto my next project.  I hope you enjoy.

 

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Gator head

This one is compliments of GC, who is without a computer so I decided to post it.

 

Go Florida Gators!

 

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The Hook, with a hint of blue

Well it looks like there was still remnant’s of the blue food coloring in there.  You think I could catch a fish with that thing?

 

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Blue attempt #1

When I was in high school TCBY sold this Superman ice cream that turn my poop completely blue.  Not just a little blue, it dyed the water blue for crying out loud.  Like the first time getting high, I am forever trying to reclaim that blue turd.  Everyone wants to be like a smurf.

 

In order to attempt a run at JB, I mixed a whole bottle of food coloring with a banana and pasta and this is the result.  Sad…Desperate times call for desperate measures.

 

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BBQ Floater

So I had BBQ last night and I think you can tell, turned the shit real dark and it floats.

 

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Lions, Tigers, and bears…are out in the woods too

 

This one is from G, who got lost on a trail and could not find a toilet.  I had to share

 

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Small sinker

I know this does not measure up to what you all are used to seeing from me, but it is the best I could do.

 

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More corn found

With the price of corn going up, I think I should be fishing this stuff out of there.  What do you think?

 

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