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I make my own doughnuts!

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The Maniacal Plan

So I had been having some stomach pains for a while, and some suggested I might be “backed up” despite regular somewhat regular poo’ing. One day, I took 2 ex-lax…nothing. The next day I drank Metamucil…nothing. So my maniacal plan for a Monday morning was to take: 3 ex-lax, 2 Hydroxycut (to get my system speeded up), my heartburn pill (for safety), and drink Metamucil all morning. THIS was round 2 of 8 that day. As you may assume however, nothing was exactly solid after round 3. You can even tell that this excrement was probably in my system for weeks!

Petrified Turd
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hmmm

I don’t even know.

Taking suggestions.
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Confetti

It’s a party!

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The Dolphin

Notice how it looks like a mole is fellating the dolphin?

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